I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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