you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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