IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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