you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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