I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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