hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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