maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I AM VODKA MAN
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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