: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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