Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
areolas are like halos for boobs.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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