Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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