I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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