i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I cut my penus on the lid.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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