found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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