i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Pants are for mortals
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Randomize
