Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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