So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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