did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
vagina is talking i cant
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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