i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Text me some of your sweat
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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