Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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