i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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