Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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