I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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