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you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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