I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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