Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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