note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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