I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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