oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Alive.
So much puke
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Randomize