so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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