so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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