One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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