how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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