But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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