we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
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