Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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