how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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