i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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