glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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