That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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