i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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