i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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