There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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