Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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