You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
farters have to be the big spoon...
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
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