dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
