hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
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