I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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