I think i peed on brittanys purse
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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