pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Randomize
