I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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